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Gross Joke # 7 25/10/2003
What did the golfer do when his ate his golf ball?
He fed him ex-lax and held his ass over the cup!
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SHAVED PUSSYS CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH! 15/10/2003
ATTENTION ALL WHO SHAVE THERE PUBIC'S"
MY BROTHER IS A SKIN DOCTOR AND HE HAS WHO ARE HAVING
PROBLEMS IN THEIR PUBIC AREAS! SHAVING FOR A LONG TIME WILL
BRING ON PROBLEMS TO YOUR SKIN AND POSIABLY SKIN CANCER!
TEST WERE RAN, AT CLEVELAND OHIO, CANCER WARD FOR SKIN CANCER
PATIENTS! THEY HAVE FOUND A GREAT 60 PERCENT IN WOMEN WHO
SHAVE THEIR PUPIC AREAS FOR A LENTH OF TIME HAVE SHONE PUSS ...
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Stop Smoking For Better Sex! 29/7/2003
Men, I quit smoking a few months ago and it took my body a while
to get all the crud ouf of my system. First of all, I found
myself less fatigued while having sex. I could keep it hot
and heavy for much longer. Second, I had harder erections
and could keep it up longer. My blood vessels we not as constrticted
allowing better blood flow. Third, who wants your smelly,
ashtray tounge ...
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bi try turns into gang try 4/6/2003
I had finally lined up a meeting with another guy to try oral
sex with a man. I had been jacking off over the last couple
of months just thinking about it and tasting my own cum to
get used to it. I was excited as we met at a local bar and as
it turned out it was a gay bar.I had never been in one before
that I know of. I was in town on bus. and it was in the afernoon.
We had a drink and we ...
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an 80yr. old vigirn lady 15/4/2003
AN 80 YR. OLD VIGIRN LADY GOES TO HER MALE DOCTOR WITH A BAD
ITCH IN HER CROCTH. THE DOCTOR DOSN'T WANT TO LOOK,
TELLS HER IT'S PROBALBLY THE CRABS. "WHAT, I'M
A VIRGIN, NO WAY !!" DOCOTR FIGURES SHE JUST TOO EMBRASSED
AND OFFERS HER A CREAM. "NO WAY. I'M A VIRGIN !!"
THE DOCTOR SAYS "NO WAY AT 80 IN THIS DAY AND AGE.IF
I HAVE TO LOOK AND IT IS JUST THE CRABS, I'M CHARGING
YOU DOUBLE" SHE ...
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Aunt June summer vacation 25/2/2003
I wrote to you previously to tell of how aunt June made a man
of me and hinted that there was more when I returned in the
summer holidays. Well there is more. This is what happened.
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On arriving at aunt June’s I had only just about shut the
door when she started to rip my clothes off of me. And we ended
up making love on the stairs before round two in her bed.
...
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Doctor making withdrawal from a bank 30/12/2002
A Doctor walks into the bank to withdraw some money. He reaches
into his pocket for his pen, but finds instead a rectal thermometer!
"Damn" he says "some arsehole has my pen!"
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Help, In need of an anti-virgria 3/7/2002
The problem or situation is becoming more and more intense.
I have gone to my PhD. and asked if there is something wrong
with me or if I could get something as an anti-viagra. My
problem is; I'm 53yo white male ~180#, all fit and complete.
But I get a rock hard cock 3-6 times a day. I am VERY noticeable
when this does happen and to make matter worst, when I do
develop up and hard, and ...
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Cum to fast 13/6/2002
I used to last about 2 minutes before cumming. A friend of
my lady sugested I try what her hubby was advised to do. That
was to masterbate 2 or 3 times a day ( more if you want to)this
de-sensortised the penis allowing longer penitration
before cumming. I have did this for a period of about 2 months
taking care to lube my penis to prevent it becoming sore.
I can know last for an hour or ...
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Fucking my new neighbour 20/11/2001
One day i noticed that there was a removal van outside my
neighbours house, so i thought id go see who was moving in.
To my joy a sexy little blond girl 5"8, Nice tits, lovely
small ass walked out the door. So being polite i asked if
i could help her with anything? We carried afew items up
and then she asked me to help in her room. She said "tip that
box out for me onto the bed!" I did to ...
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Altoids or ice 14/7/2001
Luckly, I learned of this from a buddy.Awoman he met was
into ice and/or altoids .On night they were pretty hot and
used alot of ice and Altoids at the same time.The result, both
were so raw the next day they stayed in bed and both had bleeding
from there genitals OUCH! Both were too embaressed to go
to the hospital also .Live and learn.
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Nutritional way to more sperm 9/7/2000
A scientific study on the effect of protein intake on boar
libido and semen characteristics shows, that boars fed
a diet high in a substance called lysine have 30% longer
ejaculation times and 60% more semen. Lysine is a so-called
amino acid, which is one of 20 building blocks of protein.
Two other important amino acids for semen production are
methionine and arginine. So, which foods are ...
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Condoms, The Best 26/8/1999
Having been using condoms exclusively for 10+ years I thought I would share my experiences. American condoms are ok, but after a trip to Japan I was converted....The brand I liked was called Red Rose somthing...and doesn't seem to be avail here in the US. It was especially smooth , thin and light,properly contoured..It and the best substitue you can get here is probably Kimono or Kimono Ultra ...
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