Bit about me.
First and foremost, I am sarcastic. Not a little bit, not in select company, always. I will likely die with a sarcastic comment on my lips. Probably directed at the cause of said death. Sometimes it's mean, sometimes it's not. Roll the dice. I based my life as a sarcasmist on Mssrs. S.L. Clemens, Rick Blaine from Casablanca, Chris Knight in Real Genius and.Joe Slovak in Gross Anatomy. If you don't know the references, then shame shame.
I am an avid and eclectic reader. I am usually reading 2 to 3 books at any given time. Stephen King, John Grisham, Michael Connelly, Jean Auel, Anne Rice, Louis L'amour, Preston and , LotR, GoT, Piers Anthony, classic works, WWII and Vietnam non-fic, Star Wars books, all of these and more. It's easier to ask me what I don't read than what I do.
I like to write as well. Check out my stories here on the AFF blog/stories links. If you do read them, please leave feedback: rate them, comments, requests, whatever. I really do want to hear from you.
As you might tell from above, I am a huge movie buff. If it's not a sarcastic comment, it's a movie line or reference, and likely a sarcastic one at that. I would need to do a full essay concerning my movie tastes, so better to inquire within.
I am a console gamer as well. As per my age, I grew up with the oldest game systems, and I have no issue proclaiming my affinity for playing video games. Sports and RPG's are mostly my thing, and how I spend most of my free time.
I enjoy puns immensely. A well crafted pun can bring out great laughter, but I don't overlook simple style puns either. I also am down for dark humor. Absolutely nothing is too far over the line for me. Funny is funny.
Onto the more lascivious and most likely salient details, I'm a (*gasp*) married man looking for some NSA discreet fun, be it physical or online. I'm looking for women or couples to play with.
As you can tell from my test below, I'm a voyeur/exhibitionist first, so I am completely okay with swapping pics and vids. More to the one-on-one (or more), I am more of a Dom, and am just settling into my rougher, sadist side. Meaning, I am more than willing to be your Master, complete with the bondage, spanking, and other accoutrements of the lifestyle. I have only recently delved into the more physical aspects of S&M, but have quickly come to enjoy being the inflictor of pain if that is what you want. All that being said, everything I do will be to give you the most satisfaction possible, be it rough, vanilla, or a combination.
I have face and body pics in my private feed. Feel free to add me if you want to see those. Contact me if you are interested or if you have any questions. :) No question is too kinky and few will go unanswered. I hope you are having a good day and can't wait to hear from you.
== Results from bdsmtest ==
100% Exhibitionist
100% Voyeur
93% Non-monogamist
87% Dominant
64% Sadist
62% Primal (Hunter)
58% Owner
58% Brat tamer
58% Experimentalist
57% Rigger
53% Master/Mistress
47% Vanilla
46% Ageplayer
42% Daddy/Mommy
41% Degrader
39% Switch
5% Submissive
3% Brat
2% Boy/Girl
1% Rope bunny
1% Primal (Prey)
1% Slave
1% Pet
0% Degradee
0% Masochist
Mi persona ideal: I don't really have age or body type limits, taking everything on a case-by-case basis. Body weight, blemishes, and other societal imperfections are in no way dealbreakers. I am fairly fit, but I'm not always in the best shape and don't expect everyone else to be either, as long as they are comfortable with themselves.
¿Cuáles son tus cantantes o grupos favoritos?:
N/A
¿Qué tipo de actividades sexuales te calientan?:
Dar sexo oral, Recibir sexo oral, Sexo anal, Sadomasoquismo, Juguetes (vibradores/dildos/etc.), Beso negro, Fetiches, Bondage ligero, Hard bondage, Azotes, Juego de roles, Tríos, Masturbaición mutua, Juego con alimentos, Filmar "Películas" caseras, Participar en fotografía erótica, Voyeurismo, Esposas/grilletes, Tortura de pezones/senos, cepos, etc., Vendar los ojos, Cuero, Fisting
¿Qué factores te son los mas importantes a la hora de buscar un compañero sexual?:
Un poco de cada uno
¿Has fantaseado sobre el hecho de tener sexo con una celebridad? ¿Quién? ¿Qué es lo que te calienta sobre ellos?:
N/A
¿Has tenido cibersexo alguna vez?:
He tenido cybersexo bastante a menudo.